Miles Barnett

Exquisite Corpse

There once was a chicken that liked to eat ribbon. One day the chicken choked on some. Then the chicken died a slow and painful death by slowly getting its head chopped off. The farmer who butchered the chicken sliced his own finger too, and poured cayenne in the wound to slow the flow of blood into the kitchen sink. Ouch! And he ate his finger cuz he thought it was sausage and chopped off all the rest and ate them. Then he had no fingers to walk on, so he had to walk with his feet and all the blood started to rush to his head. His head grew large from all the pressure. And then it fell off, into the sea of an element- the element of surprise! The head floated until element of surprise sharks came and fought over the head that fell off. The ghost of the chicken came and saved the head from the sharks.