Dream Writing
I had this extraordinarily strange dream the other night. I woke up in this room and all and all of my friends were sitting in a circle around me, taking notes. For some unknown reason, I felt the need to go to the grocery store but I couldn't change because of all the people in the room, so I just went in my pajamas. I got to the store only to learn that pajamas were not permitted and I forgot my money anyway so I went back home and all the people in the room were dancing and doing all this weird stuff, so I still couldn't change. All of a sudden, there was this big BOOM and all the people left because they needed to go rescue a caterpillar or something, so I changed, grabbed some cash, went to the store and picked up a couple of avocados. I got back, took a nap and woke up to 2 policemen standing over my bed. The first officer goes, "I'm sorry miss, but avocados are illegal now."
"That's ridiculous!" I exclaim.
"I'm sorry, it's the law. I'm going to have to confiscate your avocados," the second man says.
"WHAT?"
"Well, umm...here, you can have these guavas!"
I woke up very disappointed because guavas are in no way alternatives to avocados. So in conclusion, exotic fruits and vegetables make for bizarre dreams.
